Giorgio Armani Black Silk Necktie
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An awesome, stylish Giorgio Armani Black Silk Necktie. This deal of the day is $39.99 (73% off the $150 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Thirty days in the desert. Seven days without food. Very little water. Barely able to drag myself along. But while my body is weak, my spirit is strong. I’m nearing the end of my vision quest.
Suddenly, my knees buckle and give way to what little weight remains of my emaciated body. This is it. I’m so near death, that my vision is imminent. Plus, I just smoked a bunch of peyote cactus flowers, so if that doesn’t do it, nothing will.
What’s that? I believe I’m seeing a vision now…yes, it’s quite clear. It’s…it’s…it’s my great grandfather coming to deliver a message about the meaning of life and my eternal destiny. And look at what he’s wearing! What a nice suit. And is that a Giorgio Armani Black Silk Necktie? Jeez, gramps, who knew you had so much style? Does everyone in heaven dress like Frank Sinatra? Sweet. I gotta tell ya, the tie makes the entire outfit. Black circle pattern, 100% silk, Armani logo lettering pattern on the interior. Sleek, very sleek. And I bet you heaven sells it to you at a steep deal of the day discount or something, like at 73% off of retail. Nice. Heaven rules.
Huh? What Grandfather? Uh, no. Sorry, I wasn’t really paying attention. I was looking at your cooler than cool tie. So what were you saying? Something about following some sort of path to peace and enlightenment or something? Wait, don’t go! You have my full attention this time, I promise? Grandpa? Sigh. Oh, well. I went on a vision quest and got a vision. Mission accomplished. I’m going to Burger King.SPECS:
Black silk tie with circle pattern. Interior is black silk with Armani logo lettering pattern. 100% silk.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.