Your choice of two cute designer cosmetic bags. This deal of the day is $29.99 (62% off the $78 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Wendy? Wendy, are you awake?
Peter! You’re back!
Yes, Wendy, I’ve returned.
And you’ve come to take me back to Never Neverland?
Well, actually, not really. I’m not quite sure how to tell you this but…you’re getting a bit too old.
What?! What are you talking about? I’m only 16 now.
Yea, Neverland rules. Once you’re old enough to drive and wear makeup, it’s goodbye Neverland. I’m afraid if you came back with me now, you’d be declared a pirate and I’d have to kill you. It’s all regulation, you know. Sorry.
But that’s ridiculous! I’m not a pirate!
Hey, don’t get all upset. I’m sure you’re busting with teenage hormones right now and full of periods and stuff, so I’m going to let it slide.
Oo! I want to murder you so bad right now.
But hey, it’s not all a loss. I brought you a little present. It’s an Emporio Armani cosmetics bag. I got them at a deal of the day discount online. They’re pretty cool, huh?
Well…actually, yea, I like them.
I mean, since you’re wearing makeup and stuff, I figured you might want a cute case to keep everything organized.
And you brought me two?
You get to choose between these two colors. But you only get one. The other is for Tiger Lily.
Tiger Lily!? You’re still hanging out with that skank?
She’s not a skank. She’s a very nice girl who…
Nevermind! Just give me the bag. Thank you, I love it. I guess even though I’m grown up, I can still think happy thoughts.
That was corny. I’m going back to my tree house.SPECS:
Brown or Black canvas with silver embroidered logo pattern. Gold tone hardware and zipper closure. Silver or black leather trim. Interior lined with black fabric with logo pattern. Measures 6 1/2" length with 3" diameter.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.