Baccarat Crystal 2-Branch Candlestick 2100812
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A beautiful decorative candlestick from Baccarat. This deal of the day is $99.99 (83% off the $575 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
As etched in the annals (ha…annals) of time and tradition, before the commencement of every Olympic game, a lone man carried a torch of fire (as opposed to a torch of, say, spaghetti, or fire ants, although a torch of fire ants would probably make him run faster) from the starting point, which is someplace far away, I’m not really sure where exactly, all the way to Olympic Headquarters. As time went on, and runners kept dropping dead of exhaustion, the tradition changed to allow more than one runner to carry the torch during the long journey. And as time marched further on, the tradition was modified to allow those men to wear clothes while they ran (the Greeks thought they’d run faster naked. That’s a fact). And as time progressed to our modern age, the tradition was bent once again to allow women to carry the torch (they also had to promise the women that they’d stop saying “that’s what she said” every time it was their turn to carry the torch). And today, the tradition has changed even more, where all men and women all over the world are allowed to carry the torch, even communists (as long as they don’t use the flame to enrich uranium). And now you can celebrate that tradition, and all traditions, in your own home with today’s deal of the day, a genuine, luxury crystal candlestick from Baccarat. It not only captures the spirit of human excellence and enlightenment that is the Olympics, but also provides a warm glow to the atmosphere of your home. And today only, you can get it for a fraction of the retail price. So buy today before midnight, and begin your own tradition of excellence with your own family (we’re serious about the uranium, though. Don’t do it. If we read on your family blog that Samantha won the 4th grade Spelling Bee and reached 20% enriched uranium, we’re taking the candlestick back).
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