Bulova Crystal Steel Chronograph Mens Watch 96B001
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A classy, attention-grabbing, wardrobe-upgrading, watch from Bulova. This deal of the day is $89 (76% off the $375 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
There’s something missing from the world today. We’ve all turned into casual, anything goes, flip-flops to work, latte and Big Mac types of people. Where’s the class? Where’s the style? I’m not one to blame, though. As we speak (write, actually, or in your case, read), I’m actually sitting at work in whitey tighties with a blue and white #10 painted on my chest from last nights Giants/Cardinals game (it was a late game, I was too lazy to change, and that “paint” I used is apparently more permanent than I thought). The weird thing? No one notices. And that’s exactly my point. On the one hand, I can be the unsophisticated slob that I am and still cash in a pay check. On the other hand, no one knows I’m alive (or they’re just avoiding me completely). The boss never stops by to tell me how cool I am, the cute secretary never stops by to flirt (I know I’m married, but I’d still appreciate the gesture), and I wasn’t exactly invited to the office fantasy football league this year (had to pay Aadesh from IT to let me pretend to be him online so I could get a spot). On the other-other hand, wearing underwear to work makes sure that no one ever steals my chair when I’m gone.
So if you’re fine passing through life unnoticed, then keep on eating top ramen at your desk and playing World of Warcraft when the boss isn’t looking. But if you want to shake off the slob-ies and let the world know you’re alive, then it’s time to put on the Ritz, Frankenstein. First step? The Bulova Crystal Chronograph Men’s Watch. It’s a beautiful, classic looking men’s watch that will no doubt be an important staple in your wardrobe. It comes with Quartz movement, Chronograph function, and a genuine, black leather band. It harkens back to a time where men wore freshly-pressed suits in the morning, tuxedos after 5, and pajamas that matched their sheets to bed (makes good camouflage if you ever get scared in the middle of the night…come on, you know you still do sometimes); back to a time where people looked good everywhere and said things like “Gee Golly, what a hum dinger” and “Scram, wise guy” and “Wowza, look at the gams on that swanky tomato.” It has a style that will put you in a higher class of people. So even if you’re still committed to wearing that American flag Speedo and Harley Davidson tank top on the next casual Friday, at least now you can do it with some much needed class.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3 days after order.