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In the wild, it’s a not-too-rare treat to witness male and female homosapians involved in their bizarre and confusing mating rituals.
Like most animals, the males use display of strength and power to win a mate, working hours at the gym to strengthen their arms and spending all their money on expensive cars. The females use their looks to attract a potential mate, wearing a variety of colors on their faces to accentuate their best features while wearing expensive clothing that reveals enough to get the males attention but not too much as to be considered a “skank” by other females in the herd.
The men are quite aggressive in their quest for the attention of the female, drinking heavily, making loud noises, fist pumping, and flexing their muscles. But while the men are rather aggressive, the females prefer to remain coy and aloof in an effort to gain attention and free drinks from the males. A sly female can often drink all she wants and leave without a mate if she so desires, but such a female may become known as a “tease” or “hustler” by the other members of the heard, and so such behavior is frowned upon. Often times, mate-seeking males outnumber the females, so many males return to their habitats alone with only their Xbox’s for solace. Thus is the sad reality of the wild.
Clearly, the female has control of the situation. But she must tread carefully if she is to gain the largest number of potential mates from which she can make her choice. A deciding factor often times is the woman’s scent. Many males, though physically attracted to a female, will be “turned off” by a scent of overpowering flowery soaps and fragrances that remind him of his grandmother. A female who uses designer soaps and fragrances are much more likely to have a scent that lures male companions. Some women have been observed using the Polo Ralph Lauren Ralph Rocks package. The sweet, summery fragrances seem to be quite alluring. The package come with a spray, lotion, and body wash with a scent that is a mixture of Kiwi, Passion Fruit, Sandalwood, Freesia, Hyacinth, Amber, Palm Leaves, Orange Blossom, Woody Notes, Washed Fruits. The females with this particular scent have attracted the nose of many males while beating out her female rivals, guaranteeing her a night of free drinks, jovial company, and her pick of any potential mates she so chooses. Thus, the circle of life continues.
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Launched by the design house of Ralph Lauren in 2006,
RALPH ROCKS by Ralph Lauren possesses a blend of Kiwi, Passion Fruit, Sandalwood, Freesia, Hyacinth, Amber, Palm Leaves, Orange Blossom, Woody Notes, Washed Fruits Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.