Mother's Day Special: A choice of two chic french purses from Celine. This deal of the day is $99.99 (73% off the $375 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
(EST). The JomaDeals “Ode to
Mom” 20-ish Part Series
Ode to the Stressed
out Mom in Line to pay for her Groceries at
Let’s hear it for the Stressed out
Mom in Line to pay for her Groceries at
Just look at her. Three kids, all under
six. Waiting for her turn, trying desperately to hold on to her baby,
purse, cart, coupons, keys, and sanity while attempting to keep her
oldest from grabbing everything in site and her second oldest from
licking the floor. Get up. Stop that. Get back here. Stop shaking the
cart. Stop poking your sister. Don’t put that in your mouth. Get out
from under that nice lady’s dress. No, for the last time you can’t have a
Red Bull. Don’t touch that, that’s a magazine for adults, honey, and
yes, it is gross. Where’s Tommy? No matter how hard she tries, it’s
People without kids judge her. People
with kids sympathize with her. Old people who had kids laugh at her. And
the minimum-wage cashier is indifferent to her. Price check on
Extra-Strength Tylenol. Someone needs to give this poor soldiering
mother a break.
That’s why, for all those stressed
mother’s out there, we’re giving you something nice to buy for yourself.
It’s not for your husband, it’s not for your kids. It’s for you. It’s
your choice of two gorgeous french purses from Celine. They are beautifully designed,
full on luxury, and available at a special Mother’s Day Discount of 73%.
It’s the deal of the day that we hope will let you know that we think
mothers like you are awesome.
So once you get Tommy
back from the Customer Service Lost Child desk, load your groceries in
the car, put your kids down for a nap, and order this wallet. Then sit
back and sip a cup of hot coffee before your kids wake up and wreck
havoc again. You know you deserve the break.
Brown or navy fabric with burgundy or navy leather accents
Burgundy or navy leather interior.
1 Billfold pocket. 8 Credit card slots. 3 Slip pockets. 1 Coin pouch.
Dimensions: 4" x 5" x 1"Jomadeals.com does not ship
outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may
place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-2
business days after order.