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Celine Leather Tote Bag164083DDA-RD

Availability: Out of stock
SKU: CE164083DDA-RD
Delivery date: 1-2 days
$1,620.00

$648.00 (40%)
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DETAILS
This Celine Red Leather Tote bag is just right. It’s a deal of the day that’s only $495 (69% off the $1,620 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Daily
 Deal Tote Once upon a time, there was a young girl who snuck into the house of a family of bears because she didn’t think that getting mauled to death by a group of hungry animals could actually happen to her. And she didn’t think it was freaky that this particular family of bears were also sophisticated enough to build, furnish, and maintain a human-like home. If all bears learn to do this, humanity is doomed. There’s no way we can survive against a creature with brute, flesh-tearing strength AND an eye for interior design. But I digress…

So she went inside to poke around a bit. She tried their porridge. After sticking her finger into the middle of each bowl, she found one she liked, poured a bunch of sugar on it and ate it. Then she started knocking chairs over for no apparent reason until she found a recliner with a leather cushion that felt nice on her behind. Then she went upstairs and started rooting through their personal belongings. She found today’s deal of the day, this Celine Red Leather Tote.

The bag was a stunningly beautiful yet simple take on a classic form. She looked for a price tag. Only $495, marked down by 69%.

For some reason, she still wasn’t freaked out and decided to take a nap in one of their beds, clutching the bag close for comfort. But not before pouring honey all over herself. Go figure.

The Bear family returned home after a long day of knocking over full sized Evergreens and sharpening their claws on the rifles of eaten hunters. They found that someone had ruined their porridge. No biggie. They saw that someone had rearranged their furniture. They liked it better that way. They went upstairs and saw that someone had rummaged through their stuff. Nothing missing, no harm done. But then mama bear noticed her new deal of the day Celine bag hugged close to the resting body of a little, honey-soaked girl who was sleeping in her bed. Mama Bear was pissed. They now use the little girl’s head as a coffee mug.

The moral of the story? Don’t break into the homes of man-eating wild animals and steal their stuff. Seems like a no brainer, but I guess kids weren’t very smart back then.   

SPECS:
Red leather tote with leather interior. 1 Main slip pocket. 1 Interior zipper pocket. 1 Interior slip pocket. 1 Outer pocket with flap. 21" rolled leather handles with 9" drops. Dimensions: 17" x 14" x 5"

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