A powerful yet feminine watch that will make you the
undisputed queen of the mountain. This deal of the day is $23.99 (92%
the $295 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
the king of the mountain!
No. I’m the queen of the
No you’re not! You’re not even trying to
get to the top of table, not that you could even if you tried. I’m way
stronger than you. Thus, since it appears I win my place at the top of
the table uncontested, I am the king of the
Once again, you proved you’re a moron.
What you have in brute strength, you lack in style and competence. I AM
stronger than you, and I can prove it. Behold, the reason why I am, and
will forever be, queen of the mountain.
It’s not just any wristwatch. It’s a Charles Winston Satin Strap watch. It’s packed full of power and
authority while maintaining a slim, feminine air. It's Stainless Steel
frame, mother-of-pearl dial and crystal encrusted bezel gives me the
confidence to conquer any mountain, be it the boardroom, the family
room, or my kitchen table that you’re standing on. With a watch this
good, I don’t need to push you off the table. The top belongs to me,
whether I’m there or not.
That’s not fair. You have
to earn it.
Oh, but I have. Every bit of it. And
since I got it at a 92% discount, I was able to save quite a bit of my
earnings for other things. Now get off the table and go get some
anti-bacterial spray. You’re cleaning that table now that your feet
have been all over it.
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