A watch so good, it’s almost sinful. This deal of the day is $79.99 with free shipping (75% off the $315 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
What is it that troubles you, child?
Well, Father, I’ve been a devoted wife and mother for almost 15 years now…and, well…
Go on, my child. This is a safe place.
I’ve fallen in love with another. And I feel guilty, but I can’t help it.
Who is this other man, my child?
Oh, no. It’s not another man. It’s a watch. The Citizen Silhouette Crystal Eco-Drive Ladies watch, to be exact.
I met it on the Internet. It was love at first site. We flirted a bit at first, and I was a bit shy because I’m married, but I couldn’t help it. There was just this instant connection, and I knew I had to make this watch mine.
Well, falling in love with a watch isn’t exactly a sin. Maybe a bit covetess, but not…
But you don’t understand, Father! I love this watch more than anything. It’s a beautiful, slim, sparkling gold-tone design, surrounded with Swarovski crystals, with a mother of pearl dial and roman numerals. And best yet, it’s from the Citizen Eco-drive collection, meaning it’s solar powered, so I never have to pay to replace the battery, and never have to add another awful battery to a landfill. I’ve tried to end things, tried to leave it, but I just can’t.
Honestly, I have a lot of people to see today, and this really isn’t a sin, so…
But that’s not all! I didn’t even pay full price for it! I got it at a 75% discount! I just love it so much, I can’t stand it! Please, I feel so guilty, you got to help me, Father.
Fine. Say three Hail Mary’s, drink a gallon of Holy Water, and tell your husband about the watch. I’m sure he’ll understand. He probably already knows, anyway.
Thank you, Father! I feel better already. Now I need to talk to you about this sweater I got on clearance…
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