Coach Silver Patent Leather Devlynn Ladies Thong Sandals
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
Let your feet out to play with a cute pair of Coach
sandals. This deal of the day is $79.99 (37% off the $126.99 retail
price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends at midnight tonight
Hey you. Look down. Look closer. Closer.
Closer. Are you bending over staring at your shoelaces? Good. That
muffled cry coming from inside your bulky shoes is us, your feet. I
know it was a long, cold winter. I
know you haven’t had a decent date in a few months, and so you haven’t
bothered to take care of us. But things are getting scary in here.
We’re unpedicured, dry, and so white we could signal lobster boats off
the coast of Maine from Vancouver.
We need to get
out. We need to breath. We’re getting stir crazy in here. Don’t
misunderstand, We’d rather be stuffed in some sweaty wool socks than
freezing out in the cold. With our poor circulation, we wouldn’t last
very long without it (even in the summer, our cold touch on a warm back
has sent many a boyfriend springing through the walls). But it’s July now. Gloriously hot weather is here to stay. And all I’m
asking is for you to keep us in mind and put on a pair of sandals as
soon as possible. Like the deal of the day on JomaDeals. They’re
selling a pair of hot silver Coach Patent Leather Devlynn sandals at a 37% discount.
These sandals are cute, bright, happy
little pieces of sunshine, something we haven’t been getting at all
lately. So please. I beg you. Take us home. Prop us up on the couch.
Give us a pedicure and a nice pumice and paint our nails that cute
color of nail polish we’ve been saving, and when those
sandals arrive, take us out for a day in
the park. We could really use the air.
Silver patent leather with embossed Coach logo pattern.
Silver-tone logo nameplate.
Tan leather accents, tan rubber sole with logo pattern.Jomadeals.com does not ship
outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may
place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7
business days after order.