A sleek, automatic watch for men made of leather and steel in your choice of colors.
This deal of the day is $69 (86% off the $500 retail price). Sale
ends at midnight tonight (EST).
can tell you with no ego, this is my finest [watch]. If on your
journey, you should encounter God, God will be [informed of what time
it is].” Those timeless words from a big screen classic sum up this
next watch perfectly. The Andre Giroud Automatic: the perfect watch
to wear on a renegade samurai revenge mission in a bright yellow
jumpsuit. Good thing it’s stainless steel, because I have a feeling
some heads are going to fly. Its sleek design is made of leather
and steel, just like a ninja
or a samurai, though ninja’s and
samurai’s are actually mortal enemies, and if one group decided to wear
this watch, the other group would probably do a 180 and wear pink Hanna
Montana watches (coming soon…I’m serious). Why can’t we all just get
along and co-exist in deadly co-coolness and fight non-cool things,
like terrorists, communists, people who spit their gum out on the
sidewalk, and the manager at the Speed-o-Mart gas station near my house
(he knows what he did). But one thing is for sure. Whether you fancy
yourself a ninja
, a samurai, or a blonde woman on a
killing spree, this watch will make sure all your jabs and blows are
timed just right.
Now this post is getting a
little violent, even for me (I once watched Blood McGorefest Part III
five times in one night without blinking. My therapist thinks I should
start coming in twice a week now), so for the rest of the post I’m
going to change gears and talk about the features in a non-violent way.
It has a sleek, masculine design, skeleton case front and back and subdials for day and date so you know exactly what time your enemy
has died and your vengeance was achieved (Oops! Sorry! Let‘s try again).
It has a reliable automatic movement and a white face (so far so good)
with dark accents that look like speckles of (careful…) berries
(whew!) that have been smashed to death (no!) with love (Aw! How cute)
by Care Bears (okay, too cute, get manly again) with bazookas (happy
medium achieved!). And should anything ever go wrong with the watch, we
have sworn to honor the JomaDeals 2-year warranty and we will fix it.
So if there are no further questions or challenges, enjoy the watch and
have a good weekend (I should probably add a few romantic comedies
to my Netflix Queue
tomorrow…that should mellow me out a bit).Jomadeals.com
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outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United