Diadora Digital Chronograph Resin Strap Mens Watch
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
Your choice of Diadora power watches: black or grey , good or evil, love or hate. The choice is yours. This deal of the
day is $23.99 (80% off the $120 retail price). 2 Year Jomashop
Warranty. Sale ends at midnight tonight
So, my nemesis, you
thought you could break into my secret lair and dismantle the atomic
bomb I have set to destroy the world. But as you are standing in my
headquarters, tied up and strapped beneath a slowly moving death laser,
you obviously can see your plan has failed and you will soon die a
painful, maniacal death.
You must be wondering about
the details of my devious plot, which Villain Code demands that I must
divulge to you, but first, I’ll give you a brief history of how I became
so evil and powerful in the first place.
Long ago, I
was a normal man, working in a stuffy office, unhappy with life, and
powerless. But suddenly I saw a watch that I just couldn’t resist. The Diadora Digital Chronograph Men’s watch. It was rough, it was gorgeous,
it was full of promise and power. But I had to make a choice: the black
one or the grey one? Good or evil? The power to give, or the power to
It is obvious which one I chose. The black one
still dons my evil wrist. And I can see that you are currently wearing
the grey one. You made a choice that day, too. You chose good. I chose
evil. And the battle began.
We’re brothers linked by a
common watch, sold at an uncommon 80% discount. Now I’m going to kill
you. Escape is impossible. Unless of course you can reach the release
lever on the other side of the room with that strange grappling hook
device your scientist friend installed in your shoe. But honestly, how
likely is that to happen?Jomadeals.com
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outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
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