DKNY Gold Tone Ladies Watch 4400
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A classic timepiece you’ll always treasure. And then bury it in your back yard. With a cryptic map to lead others to it. This deal of the day is $59.99 (64% off the $165 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Arrr! Shiver me timbers, swab the deck, and more pirate talk! We’ve found the “X” that marks the spot!
Har har! Tis be the location of ye lost treasure of Santa Barbara de la Costa!
What? You just made that name up!
It makes it sound more exotic. I’m making up the pirate talk, too.
Yea, me too. But still, what could be more exotic than finding buried treasure on a deserted island in the Pacific?
Maybe if they had some coconut shells painted to look like funny people heads. I’d pay a lot for that.
Whatever. Just start digging.
What do you think is buried here?
I dunno. Spanish Doubloons, golden chalices, rubies and diamonds, pearl necklaces, that sort of thing.
And maybe a DKNY Gold Tone watch.
What? A golden watch, say ye?
Yes, I’ve heard other pirates talk about the legend of the DKNY watch. They say it’s the most beautiful gold-toned watch you’ll ever lay eyes on. Quartz movement, mother of pearl dial, 50m water resistance, and a dial encrusted with shimmering crystals. It’s the most treasured object you could ever find.
Great Johnny Depp’s Ghost! That sounds marvelous!
But the watch comes with a curse. Ye can have this watch, but only at a 64% discount.
That…doesn’t sound like a curse. That sounds like a really good deal, actually.
Beware, says I…
But who wouldn’t like a discou…
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