A handy vacuum from Oreck. This deal
of the day is $99 (75% off the $399 retail price). Sale ends at
midnight tonight (EST).
Happy Monday. Enjoy a big stack of pancakes smothered
in butter and syrup (which are whole grain since you’re trying to eat
healthier). And while you’re taking care of food for your stomach,
here’s some food for thought. Use these random facts to impress your
friends and co-workers through the day:
• If you
yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Or you can just buy a new cup of
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. But it can
accidentally bite its own tongue, which hurts like hell, especially if
you’re a crocodile.
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can
be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (go ahead,
look at your keyboard and try it out. Typewriter. I just did it. Cool,
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our
nose and ears never stop growing (Ew).
• No word in the English
language rhymes with 'MONTH.' Go ahead. Start sounding some out. You
won’t find one (Punth is not a word).
• A snail can sleep for
three years (that actually sounds really, really good right
• It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
Many have tried. All have failed.
• Elephants are the only
animals that can't jump (and white men).
• You just tried to
lick your elbow (don’t lie. I saw you).
• JomaDeals is selling a handy and powerful vacuum from Oreck for 75% off retail. That’s more than
anywhere else on the Internet, we guarantee (you knew I’d have to write
in the sales pitch sometime).
It’s all true. Buy
today before midnight, and this lightweight, yet powerful vacuum from the world’s most
respected vacuum manufacturers can be all yours at a huge discount. So add it to
your cart soon, and let me know if you ever manage to lick that elbow of
yours (keep trying…you’ve got all
- Multi-layer Filtration
- Twin LED headlights
- Non-marring bumper guards
- Uses 1/3 the energy of competitive full size vacuums
- 1-year limited warranty
- At about 9 lbs.(without cord) it’s incredibly lightweight and surprisingly powerful
- Direct Suction delivers dirt in a straight, efficient path right to the vacuum bag
- Powerful pile-lifting roller brushes whirl at about 6,500 RPM to help lift and groom the nap of your carpet and help remove dirt, pet hair and dust
- Approved for use by the Carpet and Rug Institute, the Oreck XL Power Team Blue passes every CRI test for oil removal, dust containment and carpet appearance
- EASY TO USE:
- One-pass cleaning means it helps pick up dirt in virtually one pass and glides from carpets to bare floors
- Lays virtually flat so cleaning under most beds and furniture is effortless
- HEPA inner bag
- The Saniseal System automatically seals shut, locking dirt in the disposable filter bag and ensuring a strong seal
- Microsweep allows you to easily pick up sand on a bare floorJomadeals.com does not ship outside
the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place
orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business
days after order.