Dolce and Gabbana Festival Womens Watch DW0276
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A gorgeous, glittering designer watch that’s so beautiful, it will make even the grumpiest boss happier. This deal of the day is $89.99 (66% off the $265 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Look, Lord Vader. I know I let the Millennium Falcon escape, and that you’re pretty pissed about it. But hear me out.
Before you crush my trachea with the midichlorians or whatever it is that the force is supposed to be these days, I thought I’d remind you how valuable an employee I’ve been.
For instance, I was the one who pointed out the whole exhaust port problem with the first death star, but nobody listened to me, and boom! Down went the Death Star. Second, I can help save the Empire a ton of money. I know building a second Death Star put a major strain on the Empire’s budget for the year. But if you spare my life now, I’ll get some good deals and save you a ton of money.
Like today’s deal of the day, the Dolce & Gabbana Festival women’s watch. It’s a gorgeous designer timepiece with superior Quartz movement, angled baguette case design, and is encrusted with beautiful, sparkling white stones. And on JomaDeals deal of the day, they are 66% below retail.
I mean, right now all the women on staff have to wear those ugly Empire Standard watches, and not only are they ugly and dull, but they cost a fortune. Not only can we get these D&G watches for a lot less, but they look awesome! Think of how all that positive energy will improve morale!
What? Oh, okay. I see. Positive energy is not compatible with the Dark Side. And you’re going to strangle me now. Okay. Well, at least I tried. When you do it, can you at least lift me up off the ground and say “You’ve failed me for the last time, Admiral” so it looks cooler? Thanks, I appreciate the last requests.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.