Dolce & Gabbana Time Mens Chronograph Watch DW0311
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An awesome, stylish Dolce & Gabbana men’s watch. This deal of the day is $89.99 (64% off the $250 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Combo! Excellent! Finish him!
Yes! Now’s my chance to do a super awesome fatality! Lemme look in my cheatbook here…okay: up, left, A, B, A, A, down, left, down, spiral, Left Trigger, select, B, A, C, Z, twist, turn around, half circle, front flip, press and hold the power button for 30 seconds, the worm, belly flop into a giant pool, hang up and try your call again later, select, A,B, and that should do it! Wait for it…yes!
He totally did the “steal his super cool Dolce & Gabbana watch” fatality combo! Sub-Zero never felt pain like this before. I’ve done all the fatalities up to this point: decapitation, ripping off his arms and beating him with them, burning him to a crisp, freezing his body then shattering it into a million pieces, forcing him to watch every single Tyler Perry movie without a break, I’ve done them all. But this is by far the most painful.
Do you even comprehend how badly that would hurt? I mean, first of all, it’s a D&G watch, the premier makers of style and awesomeness. Second, just look at the watch! It’s a chronograph with stainless steel case, black leather strap with crocodile graining, and black dial with yellow accents in a style that would make Scorpion weep for joy. It also comes with Quartz movement, three subdials, and 50m water resistance for maximum reliability and durability. And the best part, you can get it as a deal of the day for 64% off retail.
Now look me in the eye and tell me that getting this taken away wouldn’t hurt more than having your heart ripped out through your eyeball? Am I right? I rest my case.
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