MOTHER’S DAY SPECIAL: A Gorgeous Dolce & Gabbana necklace that’s young yet classy, urban yet sleek. This deal of the day is $59 (74% off the $225 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part Series
Part 16: Ode to the mom whose daughter is going out with that no good boy from down the street.
Let’s hear it for the mom whose daughter is going out with that no good boy from down the street.
Just look at him. Disheveled hair. Pants hanging down past his butt. Grimy t-shirt of some band that probably sings about drugs and sex and defacing public property. Seriously, I thought I’d raised a daughter with a little better tastes than that.
But he’s polite and seems nice, so I’ll go along with the charade for now. But I just know he’s up to no good. Boys all want the same thing: to kidnap my daughter and take her on a cross country road trip and then abandon her on the streets of Mexico pregnant with triplets and addicted to dope. And here he is now, eating dinner with us. I wonder if he can sense my passive aggressive stares of disapproval. I’ll try again, but stronger.
Sure, Brad, I’d be happy to pass the potatoes. You’re welcome.
I guess he must have missed it. Or he’s even more sly than I thought. What kind of name is Brad anyway? His friends probably call him B-rad or Killer B or something from a rap song.
Okay, calm down. He’s done nothing wrong. Just breath, be nice, watch him like a hawk, and at the first false move send your husband at him with a baseball bat.
What’s that, Brad? A gift for me? Well, you shouldn’t have. Well, it’s…very nice, actually. A Dolce & Gabbana necklace! How did you know I love Dolce & Gabbana? Oh, hehe, of course, like you said, a woman as beautiful as me has to have good taste, you’re right. I just love it. It’s a beautiful glittering pendant on a lightweight chain. It’s young yet classy, urban yet sleek. Thank you very much, Brad. How could you afford something like this? 74% off on JomaDeals? Deal of the day? Oh, how smart of you to find such a good deal.
So, have you two talked about marriage yet? If I call Father Mahony now, I can reserve the Hillside Rec Center next summer? What? I’m just trying to think ahead. Well, sorry if I’m embarrassing you, sweetie, but this Brad of yours is obviously a catch and you shouldn’t let him get away.SPECS
Stainless Steel lightweight chain.
Stone set stainless steel Plaque with D&G Logo.
Jewelry Clasp fastener with D&G logo.
Length of Tag 42mm.
294mm Length of chain.
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