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Look at our new little bundle of joy.
I know. Can you believe we made that?
I know. Weird, huh? And you’re officially a mother now, too.
I hope she grows up happy and healthy.
I hope she’s smart and nice to people.
I hope she’s stylish and fashionable and all the boys want her but she plays it coy knowing she can have her pic of the litter and all the girls hate her because she’s so much cuter than they are.
Uh, what now?
You know, darling. I want her to look good everywhere she goes.
True, but…I dunno. It seems a bit weird at this point to be hoping she’s hot when she’s older.
Why not? Everyone wants to be attractive. It’s why I went online today and bought her her first pretty bracelet.
You got her jewelry already? I’m still trying to baby proof the house, and you’re already at jewelry? Man, you’re way ahead of the curve here.
I know, right? I got her this Dolce & Gabbana polished stainless steel bracelet. It’s a steel chain with the Dolce & Gabbana logo on it. It’s a more casual bracelet, cute yet tough, just like she is going to be. And I know money is tight right now, so I made sure to get it at a 80% discount, so we saved a ton of money.
Wow, I’m impressed. But she still has a long time before she can wear it. What do we do with it until then? Put it in the safe?
Don’t be silly. I’m going to borrow it from her until she becomes a teenager and she’s ready to wear it.
You’re going to “borrow it” from her until she’s a teenager? So, like, for 13 years?
Well, it’s unisex, so you could wear it, too, if you wanted.
Really? Can I?
No. It’s mine. And hers, of course.
You’re going to be a good mother.
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