Dolce and Gabbana Martin Mens Chronograph Watch DW0428
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can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A beautifully classic timepiece that’s so awesome,
Godzilla will steal it from you if you let him. This deal of the day is
$79.99 (72% off the $285 retail price). Sale ends at
sir, so you’re telling me
a giant dinosaur-like creature destroyed the
That’s right. And stole my
And stole your watch.
don’t believe me.
Well, you’d think a story this big
would at least be on the news.
He ate all the news
Of course he did.
after he ripped the roof of off my house and ate my wife and kids, he
noticed my awesome Dolce and Gabbana Martin watch, stole it, and left
to destroy the rest of the city.
we’ve got a lot of work to do, so…
It’s true! The
monster saw the classic stainless steel design, the hot brown leather
and the classy silver-tone dial. He just
couldn’t help himself. I demand you refund the $79.99 I paid for it.
We’re the police, not an insurance company. We
don’t refund stolen stuff.
But I got it at a 72%
discount. That should be easy for you to
Look, we’re not refunding your watch. A
monster didn’t steal your watch because no monster actually exists,
and…hey, where did our roof go? Oh crap. Giant monster. I hope he
Told ya. Hey, buddy, I want my watch
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