Dunhill Navy Geometric Silk Tie
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Graduation Special: A name brand, luxury power tie that will make people take you seriously, listen to your ideas, give you promotions, and thus pay you more money. This deal of the day is $39.99 (69% off the $130 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Alright, son. You’re a college grad now. And I’m happy for you and all, but we need to talk. You still dress like a moron.
Come on, son. Wearing sweats and a backwards hat with all the stickers sill on it was fine when all you did every day was hang out at your frat house, but you got that fantastic new job lined up, take it from your old man, you do NOT want to blow it. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and you need every advantage you can get. Plus, your mother and I have been waiting a long time to be empty nesters, and we don’t want you crawling back to live with us again anytime soon. We like you. We just don’t want you around anymore.
So this is what you have to do. Buy some nice shirts, buy some ties, pull up your pants for crying out loud and wear some shoes that you have to shine once in awhile. Dress to impress or dress for the unemployment line.
Here, let me help you get started. Put this on. It’s a Dunhill Silk necktie your mother and I bought for you. Consider it part of your graduation present. Now this isn’t some dopey tie you get at a thrift store. This is a name brand, luxury power tie. When you wear it, people are going to know you mean business. They are going to take you seriously, they’ll listen to your ideas, they’ll give you promotions, and thus pay you more money down the road so you can start buying cars and cruises for your dear, aging parents.
So wear the tie, go to work, and make us proud. And seriously, take the stickers off of your hat when you put it on. You look ridiculous.SPECS:
Navy tie with silver geometric pattern. Interior is navy silk with silver stripes. Measures 3 1/2" at the widest point. 100% silk. Made in Italy.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.