The easiest way to look good this Father’s Day. This deal of the day is $38 (71% off the $130 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Oh, thanks everyone for remembering Father’s Day. You all are too kind. But I need to be honest with you about this gym membership you bought me.
Here’s what’s going to happen. I’m going to be all excited to use this membership, to get my body in shape, my heart healthy, and my energy boosted. I’m going to go the first day, work out for an hour, and then not be able to move my body the next day and curse everyone for making me go. I’ll go back a week later, but only work out for about 20 minutes and spend the rest of the time pretending not to be watching the girls in the yoga class. The week after that, I’ll lazily pedal the stationary bikes for 5 minutes while eating a strawberry donut while watching ESPN without sound since for some reason none of the headphone jacks on the bikes or treadmills work. Then, the week after that, I’ll count “going to the gym” as driving by after work with my gym bag in the trunk and Jock Jams playing on my stereo. Then finally, for the remaining year of the membership, I’ll stop trying altogether and just feel guiltier and guiltier that I’m wasting money my membership and getting fatter and fatter as I slide into a self-loathing cycle of guilt and unhealthy eating that will end in a massive coronary.
Trust me, as much as I appreciate the gift, this just isn’t going to work out.
There’s a much easier way for me to look good every day. The deal of the day on JomaDeals is offering a choice of two ties, both signature designer styles from Dunhill. Not only can you get them at a deal of the day discount of 71%, but they instantly make me look better with having to sit on a sweaty elliptical machine. Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.