A venerable, stainless steel luxury
watch that you’ll love as if it were
the last watch on earth. This deal of the day is $899 (62% off the
$2,350 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Two Vultures. Check. Two
Walruses. Check. Two Yaks. Check. Two Zebras. Check. That’s it! Animal
ABC checklist, all done.
Noah, what about the
Well, dear wife, I’m going to let them go
extinct so there will be no more animals that start with the letter
‘X.’ That will just make things simpler for
Okay. Well, that’s everything then. And
not soon enough. It’s starting to rain.
will be killing the wicked any minute now.
remember your watch?
know, that really great watch that I got from JomaDeals at a 62%
discount? The Ebel with the stainless steel bracelet, classy Index numerals on the dial, superior
automatic movement, and the 5-year JomaDeals warranty?
Uh, yea, of course I
remember that watch.
It was your birthday gift. You said it was the best gift I ever gave you. And you remembered to pack it
Because this is
going to be a long cruise. And if for some reason it’s still at home
sitting on your bedside counter because you forgot to pack it with the
rest of our things, you can be sure I’m going to complain about it the
entire time and won’t let you enjoy the buffets or the cruise craps
tables during the trip.
I remembered. Don’t worry.
And, uh, FYI, I’m going to take the Zebra out for a quick run around
the block. Just to make sure they’re good and everything. Nothing to do
with your watch.
Of course not. Hurry back. And see
if you can find my pearls while you’re
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