Ed Hardy Mercenary Panthers Mens Watch ME-PT
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Ed Hardy Mercenary Panther men’s watch. Only $89.99 (63% off the $245 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Remember your first tattoo? You were 15, told the artist you were 21, and got served a killer tattoo mixed with a side non-conformist awesomeness that would make your dentist’s teeth shatter (my first tattoo: Clay Aiken, a choice that will haunt me for the rest of my life). Since that day, you’ve been different. You learned to play a face-melting guitar riff and an ear-popping drum solo simultaneously. Women threw themselves at you to make their parents angry. Motorcycle gangs started sending you their weekly newsletters. Suddenly, life for you was a heck of a lot more hard core.
The tattoos may fade (wait, they don’t? Curse you Clay Aiken!), but the insatiable appetite you have for all things livin’-on-the-edge remains. Well, we’ve got the next thing that will make bungee jumping off Mt. Rushmore into a fiery pit of angry demons seem like a day at the petting zoo. The Ed Hardy Mercenary Panther
watch brings one of its many urban, pop-art, tattoo designs in watch form. It’s sleek and stylish with unique artwork guaranteed to get you some looks. And with the JomaDeals.com
guarantee, if it doesn’t scare the toenails off your girlfriend’s nana, you can return it for one that will (the watch, not the nana). Now go practice your guitar-drum solo while I get an aspirin (I’ve been head banging
with one hand raised to the “Rock On” sign the whole time I’ve been typing this and it’s giving me a headache).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3 business days after order, pending verification.