Okay, so winter is still pretty mad. Get yourself an Armani wool hat. Available in three colors. This deal of the day is $22.99 (70% off the $78 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Oh, crap. I think we pissed Winter off. With all our talk about global warming, saying that the world isn’t quite as cold as it used to be, it got pretty mad and is now letting us have it. We should have kept our mouths shut. But it’s too late now. We’re screwed. And now Winter is looking at us with our warm jackets and salted sidewalks and is taking it as a challenge. And it likes to trash talk (“You’re wearing Northface? Oh, that’s cute. Good company. I’m going to freeze you now.”)
The only thing we can do now is pray and dress as warmly as possible until winter loses interest and moves on to the southern hemisphere (he’s always more mellow when he’s in Australia). Which is why we’re selling some of our last few pieces of winter clothing in an effort to keep winter from going completely crazy.
Today’s deal of the day is a stylish and toasty-warm knit beanie hat from the one and Only Emporio Armani. And today, you can get this name-brand beauty at a 70% discount in black, white, or navy. You see, what we’re hoping is that when Winter gets angry and is getting ready to freeze the heck out of you, he’ll see your stylish beanie, and change from saying “Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom!” (he takes all his one liners from “Batman and Robin.” He’s seriously the only one who liked that movie) to saying “My my, sir, what a stylish wool hat. I’ll freeze the guy behind you instead. As you were.” We can only hope. Stay warm. And save some money in the process just in case you need to get a few fingers removed.
Cotton-mix beanie in blue, navy or white
Printed eagle and logo
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