Emporio Armani Brown Leather Mens Wallet
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
The solution to all your most complicated problems? This sleek brown leather Armani wallet. This deal of the day is $68 (73% off the $248 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Here’s a fun riddle for you.
You’re on the bank of a river with a fox, a goose, and a wallet. You need to get to the other side with all three, but you can’t fit more than one item in your boat at a time (it’s a really small boat…and you have no pockets to keep your wallet in…and this is all just a hypothetical word puzzle so stop trying to poke holes in my story, okay?). You can’t leave the fox and goose alone together since the fox will eat the goose. You can’t leave the wallet and the goose together because the goose is an evil SOB and will steal your wallet and run (and he bites). So what do you do?
Go to the other side of the river alone. When the goose steals your wallet, the fox will eat him, thus keeping the goose from taking your credit cards and using your ID to get into dance clubs. Go back for the fox who has just eaten the goose and the wallet and carry all three to the other side of the river. Stuff them in a Turkey and enjoy Turfoxgooset - a turkey stuffed with a fox stuffed with a goose stuffed with a wallet. Tastes surprisingly good.
Then go to JomaDeals and buy yourself a new wallet. Today’s deal of the day is a beautiful, sleek, name-brand black leather wallet from Emporio Armani. Nothing Armani makes is bad. For example, if you used this wallet to make your Turfoxgooset, the wallet would taste like mana covered with gravy. Get it today at a 73% discount. Then with the wallet in your possession, you can enjoy another popular dish among: Cashetmanturfoxgooset – extra cash you saved on JomaDeals stuffed in a wallet stuffed in the pocket of a man who’s stuffed with turkey that’s stuffed with fox that’s stuffed with goose that’s stuffed with another wallet. That’s a gourmet meal, right there. Take THAT, Bobby Flay. SPECS:
Model: YEM122 YC043
Color: Black (embossed eagle)
Size: H9.5 W11.5cm
Wallet × 2
Pockets × 1
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