Emporio Armani Woven Black Leather Mens Wallet
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
This wallet makes your butt look good. This deal of the day is $64.99 (77% off the $280 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
What? Can’t one hetero dude compliment another hetero dude on the quality of his backside? There’s nothing wrong with that unless you’re insecure with your masculinity. And I, sir, am as masculine and secure as a gun in a knife fight.
So now that we’re on the same page here, let me tell you what I like about your butt; it’s got an Emporio Armani Wallet. I can tell you have taste and an eye for style, my friend. You threw your old, beat up flap of leather wallet away and got yourself something nice. And what better way to go than with the deal of the day on JomaDeals. I bet you even got it at a 77% discount. You sly dog, you.
You’re going to break a lot of hearts with that butt. Now lets go get some chicks and drink some beer and throw our chest hair at alligators like real men do.
(firm butt slap)SPECS:
Woven black leather exterior
Silver-tone logo plate
Black leather interior
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