FMD Gunmetal-tone Brass Mens Watch JMZRT15527S10
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
Let me see your license, registration, and proof of
sleek black men’s gunmetal watch.
This deal of the day is $8.99 (82% off the $49.99 retail price). Sale ends
at midnight tonight (EST).
Is there a problem, officer?
realize how fast you were going?
Uh, yes. Just a few
miles under the speed limit if I’m not mistaken.
do you realize what you did at that last stop
Well, I came to a complete stop, looked both
ways, and cautiously crossed the intersection.
do you realize how awesome my wristwatch
Are you deaf,
son? I just asked you if you know how cool my FMD watch is. Look at it, son.
Uh, ok, I’m
looking. Yea, I’d say that’s a pretty cool watch, officer. And
I’m not just saying that because you have a gun and I’m two seconds
away from pissing my pants.
Well, I’m still not
convinced you completely comprehend its awesomeness. Did you know that
this good lookin’ watch comes with luminous hands and markers, a tough black rubber bracelet and an attention grabbing red dial? Did you know that, son?
No, officer, I didn’t
And are you duly impressed by those
Yes, sir. I really, really am. Now can I go
please? I need to change my pants.
Good. Then you
can be on your way and have a nice day.
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