Faberge St. Petersburg Petite Egg Collection Clear Crystal Swan Egg
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A stunning, elegant, crystal egg that, you never know,
might just save your life one day. This deal of the day is $69.99 (59%
off the $170 retail price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends at midnight tonight
settle down, settle down. I’m looking at you, Scalia. Stop throwing
paper airplanes at Ruth and sit down.
as Supreme Court Justices, we have the sacred duty to carefully
consider every case that comes before us and make a fair, educated,
Now you’ve all had ample
time to study the matter and form initial opinions. So by a raise of
hands, we’ll get an idea of an initial verdict. Raise your hand if you
think the deal of the day today is awesome. Okay. That makes four.
Raise your hand if you think today’s deal is awesomer than awesome.
Four again. Raise your hand if you’re undecided. Just one. Sonia. I
should have figured, newbie.
Okay, to break the tie
lets go over the facts again, shall we? This deal is a genuine Faberge
Egg. The real deal here, people. It’s from the Faberge St. Petersburg
Crystal Petite Egg Collection. It’s a gorgeous addition to any home,
but even if you don’t have your own collection (John, I’m looking at
you, you communist), it makes a fantastic center- or mantelpiece for
any room. It adds, class, sophistication, and intrigue you just can’t
get anywhere else.
So as you can see, I believe this
deal is not just awesome, but awesomer than awesome, and anyone who
disagrees is a bonehead. And probably a traitor to this
So, Sonia, no pressure, but what’s your
vote? Awesomer than awesome. I thought so. Then it’s decided. I’ll
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