Salvatore Ferragamo Ladies Sunglasses
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the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A chic, fashionable pair of glasses to help you block out the rays of the vengeful demon sun god. This deal of the day is $89.99 (55% off the $199 retail price. Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Ow! My eyes! My eyes!
Dana, what’s wrong?
It’s that big, glowy thing in the sky! What IS that?!
It’s the sun.
Ow! Is THAT what it is? It’s been such a long winter that I don’t even recognize it anymore. And I don’t understand why it must hurt me so! It burns us!
Stop freaking out. It’s warming the globe. Making the weather more pleasant and stuff.
Couldn’t it do that at night when I’m asleep? All this light is killing me.
Look, obviously you’re having one of your “things” again, so why don’t you just get a pair of sunglasses?
Sunglasses? You mean, glasses…that block out the sun?
Oh, come on. Stop being such a drama queen. You know what sunglasses are. Take for example the pair I’m wearing, these Ferragamo sunglasses I bought from JomaDeals at a 55% discount. Not only do they block out the rays of the “vengeful demon fire god in the sky” as you called it earlier today, but they also go a long way toward making you look chic, fashionable, and in control.
I love looking fashionable and in control.
So stop cursing and throwing rocks at the sky when we go out in public. It’s embarrassing.
Okay, I’ll stop. Tee hee, we’re so like the Sex and the City girls, aren’t we?
Sigh. Unfortunately, no. No we’re not.
That’s such a Miranda thing to say.
Stop quoting “Bruno.” And Lord of the Rings for that matter. Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.