A stylish, formal but not too formal shirt for when you just want to look good. This deal of the day is $74.99 (76% off the $310 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Hey bro. I have a favor to ask you.
We’ve been roommates for, like, two semesters. We’ve shared a lot of good times together: the gallon challenge, lighting my chest hair on fire, you paying my share of the rent for the past four months…I mean it, good times! And I swear, once my little glow in the dark Cheetos business idea takes off, I’m totally going to pay you back.
But I’ve got this hot date tonight. And since all of my shirts have the sleeves cut off and potato chip stains on them, I figured that maybe you could loan me that one Salvatore Ferragamo Polo Shirt you have. You know the one, right? You bought it as a deal of the day thing on JomaDeals at a 76% discount. It’s the one you wear when you want to feel your best, when you’re going on a first date and want to look nice but not, like, tuxedo shirt nice. The one you wore when you met your girlfriend’s parents for the first time. The one you wore when we decided to go streaking through the golf course after that Sigma Delta party. Yea, dude. I totally remember that.
It was the most awesome thing you’re ever done! Wait, scratch that. The most awesome thing you’ve ever done TO DATE. If you lend me your shirt tonight, this would be the new awesomest thing you’ve ever done.
So can I borrow it! Please!? YES! You are the man! I promise to take care of it. And if we end up going to Dallas BBQ like I’m hoping (I’m not sure, because she’s paying), then I’ll make sure I take it off before we start eating. I give you my pledge, from one awesome dude to another.SPECS:
Short-sleeved white cotton with 2 button collar
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