A chic, fashionable pair of glasses to help you block out
the rays of the vengeful demon sun god. This deal of the day is $89.99
(55% off the $199 retail price. Sale ends at midnight tonight
Ow! My eyes! My
Dana, what’s wrong?
that big, glowy thing in the sky! What IS
It’s the sun.
Ow! Is THAT
what it is? It’s been such a long winter that I don’t even recognize it
anymore. And I don’t understand why it must hurt me so! It burns
Stop freaking out. It’s warming the globe.
Making the weather more pleasant and stuff.
it do that at night when I’m asleep? All this light is killing
Look, obviously you’re having one of your
“things” again, so why don’t you just get a pair of
Sunglasses? You mean, glasses…that block
out the sun?
Oh, come on. Stop being such a drama
queen. You know what sunglasses are. Take for example the pair I’m
wearing, these Ferragamo sunglasses I bought from JomaDeals at a 55%
discount. Not only do they block out the rays of the “vengeful demon
fire god in the sky” as you called it earlier today, but they also go a
long way toward making you look chic, fashionable, and in
I love looking fashionable and in
So stop cursing and throwing rocks at the
sky when we go out in public. It’s
Okay, I’ll stop. Tee hee, we’re so
like the Sex and the City girls, aren’t we?
Unfortunately, no. No we’re not.
That’s such a
Miranda thing to say.
Stop quoting “Bruno.” And Lord
of the Rings for that
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