Ferragamo Pink Elephant Pattern Silk Necktie
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A sleek power tie to keep you calm and in control at all
times. This deal of the day is $59 (73% off the $220 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
I picked a hell of a day to
Now listen to me, Janice, I know all
three of your captains have died of an unusually lethal form of food
poisoning. And that the stewardesses don’t have a clue. And that since
it’s the 1970s, we’re still allowed to call flight attendants
stewardesses (and pinch their butts and call them sweetie and smoke in
the bathroom). But if you’re going to stay in control and land this
place you’re going to have to calm down and get a hold of yourself.
Don’t make me line everyone up again to slap the hell out of
Take me, for instance. Everyday I have to
handle a runway full of airplanes needing to take off along with a sky
full of planes that need to land, and I have to coordinate everything
so they don’t all crash into each other. And now on top of all that, I
have to deal with an airplane with no living pilots, an old woman who
speaks jive, and a middle-aged woman who keeps trying to put makeup on
no matter how mad the turbulence is.
But I’m staying
cool and collected. How? Power tie, that’s how. It just so happens that
on this unfortunate day I happened to put on my lucky power tie. It’s a
name-brand Ferragamo that I got from JomaDeals at a 73% discount.
It keeps me calm in any situation and makes me feel like I’m in
control. And its pink and white elephant pattern helps me stay positive and makes
me feel like I’m also in style, on top, and in
Do you read me, Janice? Are you calm? Have
you ever been in a Turkish prison? Good. Deep breaths. You’re going to
land this plane.
Good luck. We’re all counting on
Pink silk with pink and white elephant pattern.
Interior lining is red silk with Ferragamo name pattern.
Measures 3 1/2" at the widest point.
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