Gevril Broadway Limited Edition Mens Watch GVN2506L
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A sleek, masculine luxury watch that’s way better than that dragon head coffee mug you made. This deal of the day is $298 (89% off the $2695 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Well, my apprentice, this is a proud day for you. It’s the day you join our ranks as a fellow ninja in our clan.
It is my humble honor, Master.
You have completed all of the tests. You’ve climbed to the top of Mount Shakita walking on only your pinky fingers.
Twas a blessing to give my pinkies such calluses, Master.
You killed the mighty dragon of the Black Mountains and then journeyed to the spirit realm to kill the spirit of the same dragon again, and then brought him back to life so you could kill him a third time and then made me a cute little coffee mug from his skull, which I really liked.
Only the best for my master.
And finally, you look really good in those black ninja tights and have made a formidable addition to our Modern Dance Troupe that meets after training on Tuesdays. I know we all appreciate that.
My ancestors have blessed me to be light on my feet, Master.
So now is the time to officially ordain you into the Order of the Ninja. Just bow down and…wait, what’s that? That on your wrist?
Oh, it’s my Gevril Black Broadway Limited Edition Leather Strap watch. I bought it from the JomaDeals deal of the day using some of the money I got from selling more of my dragon head coffee mugs. Pretty cool, huh?
But, you can’t wear that as a ninja!
Why not? I mean, look at it. It’s sleek, tough, masculine, comfortable, and can be worn in both formal and casual ninja events and gatherings. I wear it to the club all of the time. It’s also very classy! It has a 2 Swiss Franc coin fixed on the caseback, and it’s a limited edition, with the number engraved on the back. Only 500 of these were ever made! I mean, come on! Surely as a ninja I’m allowed some luxury.
I’m afraid not, my apprentice. Now we’ll have to kill you.
Crap. Well, now I’m going to have to go Batman on you all, kill everyone and burn this place down. Let’s get it over with.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.