Givenchy Tan Striped Logo Pattern Silk Necktie
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the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A luxury silk tie that’s so cool you’ll look like you’re
on your way to a Letterman interview that you couldn’t care less about.
This deal of the day is $19.99 (82% off the $110 retail price). Sale
ends at midnight tonight
A few days ago, I encouraged
everyone to grow a hipster beard in order to look like a brooding,
intellectual ambassador of cool. I realize this was done a bit
carelessly and I should lay down some ground rules before you throw
your Gillete 5-Blade Fusion out the window. There are some serious
rules you must follow if you’re going to grow the perfect man-beard.
First, you must grow the beard on your whole face. Fruity Goat-tees and
creepy moustaches don’t count (growing a beard on only one side of your
face is the exception since it might be kind of cool). Rule two, once
your beard gets long enough, you may not braid, wax, or weave it.
Unless you’re the bass player for Anthrax or an evil villain tying a
damsel to some train tracks, it’s not going to fly. Rule three, even
though you want the scraggly, unkempt look, it’s important that you
only LOOK unkempt and scraggly. Once you start picking French fries and
small animals out of your beard, you’ve crossed the line from hip to
the guy who pees on himself at the subway. Rule four, long hair isn’t
against the rules per se, but if you go overboard you’ll look less like
a member of Fleet Foxes and more like a member of the Old Testament.
Rule five, make sure you dress well so you look hip and not homeless.
The nice clothes and accessories below the neck will balance the
disregard for modern grooming standards above the neck. Today’s deal of
the day will help. It’s a Givenchy Tan Striped Logo Pattern Silk Necktie. It’s
a 100% silk pattern beauty that will make you look like you’re on your
way to a Letterman interview that you couldn’t care less about (not
caring about really cool things is so cool right now). And best yet,
you can get it today at a 82% discount. So keep these rules in mind,
and after a few months of growth you’ll look so cool that you’ll look
like you don’t care about looking cool, which looks pretty
Tan silk tie with tan and cream stripes and logo pattern.
Interior is black silk with white dot pattern.
Measures 3 1/4" at it's widest point.Jomadeals.com does not
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