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"Officer Stevens, I’m Agent Turley from the Bureau. Can you explain what happened here?"
"Bloody Mess. Classic case of guy getting his tie stuck in the paper shredder."
"It’s not. It shredded his face off."
"Yup. Heck of a way to go. Luckily, he was the office a-hole, so no one is too broken up about it."
"That helps. So if this is a standard case, why did you call us on this one?"
"Because, sir, it’s his tie."
"What about it?"
"It’s in perfect condition."
"Do you mean to tell me that after going through a shredder that took a man’s life tonight, the tie was not harmed?"
"That’s right. Clean, gorgeous, and in perfect shape."
"What’s it made of?"
"It’s 100% silk. That’s it. It measures a standard 55” long and 3.5” at the widest point. And as you can see, it comes in this attractive navy, black, and white checked pattern that probably brought out the blue in his eyes. When he had eyes, that is."
"Is it military?"
"I assume you want to take it in for examination?"
"Immediately. If word of this gets out, everyone is going to want it. The Russians, the North Koreans, the Chinese, even the Iraqis, though they don’t wear ties over there."
"And lets hope they never do."
"It needs to stay contained. If some psycho gets his hands on it, he could sell tons of them, especially if they do it at a 84% discount."
"No one’s that insane. Not even Ahmadinejad."
"You never know, Officer. It could happen. And God help the poor schmuck who does it."
"God help us all."SPECS:
Navy tie with light blue checkered pattern, including scattered Givenchy logos.
Black silk lining with tiny white polka dot pattern.
Necktie measures 55" long and 3 1/2" at widest point.
100% silk.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.