Start planning your zany schemes now. This gorgeous Gucci French Purse deal of the day is $149.99 (59% off the $370 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
”JomaDeals, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!”
”Well, what happened was I wanted you to buy me today’s JomaDeals deal of the day, the Gucci Black Canvas Embroidered Leather Interior French Purse, but you wouldn’t because you had your hands full with your show featuring Xaxa da Silva, the famous Brazilian Samba singer/dancer who you conveniently mentioned in great detail early on as a reference point for later. So in order to get what I wanted, I came up with a zany plot and whispered it to my friend just before the commercial break, sponsored by Phillip Morris cigarettes.
After the break, I sent tons of flowers to myself and hired a few men to pretend to be my admirers hoping you would get jealous and buy me the Gucci daily deal. But you caught wind of the little scheme and developed your own counter scheme, where you paid a bunch more men that I had never seen before to act as admirers, making me overwhelmed to the point that I made some hilarious facial expressions and snappy one-liners.
Finally I found out about your counter plot, concocted a counter-counter plot, went to your show, locked Xaxa in her dressing room, dressed up in her costume and took her place in your show, embarrassed both you and your Congo band on live national network television. I’m not exactly sure what that was supposed to accomplish, but in the end, after giving me a stern looking-at and finger shaking, you pulled the Gucci French Purse out from behind your back, having bought it earlier that day at a 49% discount as a surprise for me. We then hugged and retired to our separate beds, having learned absolutely nothing from our erratic and destructive behavior.”
“Oh, JomaDeals, you so crazy.”
Black canvas with black embroidered Gucci logo pattern.
Black leather trim, gunmetal hardware and logo plate.
Front coin purse has a snap closure.
Main compartment also has a snap closure.
Interior is textured black leather.
Pockets lined with smooth black leather and black nylon.
2 billfolds, 2 slip pockets, 10 card slots.
4 3/4" width x 4 1/4" height x 1" depth.
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