Gucci Tan Coated Canvas Key Case
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A gorgeous, name-brand alternative to the bulky keychain. This deal of the day is $59.99 (75% off the $245 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
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The moral of the story? Buying stuff solves all your problems. Especially when you buy from us. The end.
Tan and brown PVC coated canvas with brown Gucci logo pattern.
Brown leather trim, gunmetal hardware and front logo medallion.
Main compartment has a snap closure.
Interior is textured cream leather.
1 slip pocket, 6 key hooks.
2 1/4" width x 3 1/2" height x 3/4" depth.
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