A thin, feminine piece from Gucci. Guaranteed Christmas Delivery! This deal of the day is $199 (75% off the $795 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Eight days until Christmas, and so it’s day eight on our “12 Days of Christmas” countdown. And on the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave me eight maids a milking. I don’t even know what to say about that. I just walked into my apartment after work and, boom, there were eight cows in my living room with eight chicks trying to milk the poor things. Nice thought if the cows didn’t end up breaking everything in my apartment, and if the “maids” weren’t eight husky Scandinavian women who could all beat me in arm wrestling. But even though Helga nearly broke my arm, I still had enough strength left in the other to give my true love a real gift: today’s deal of the day, the Gucci 102 G Series ladies watch. Unlike my unusually strong Norsky female friends, this watch is thin, sleek, smooth, and feminine. Not only does it look like butter (the Haute Couture margarine brand), but it’s made with superior Swiss Quartz and a durable leather strap that will keep on going for years down the road. Order today, and it’s GUARANTEED TO ARRIVE BY CHRISTMAS! It’s the perfect last minute gift. So once you finish picking up the pieces of your shattered life and tell your true love once and for all to stop giving you gifts, you can order this daily deal to remind her of the true meaning of Christmas: giving gifts that won’t crap all over the floor and eat your garbage (I’m talking about the cows at this point, not the maids, though one of the maids did pull a bagel out of my trash…).
P.S. The difference in size between the mini and the regular is the bracelet size. The mini bracelet's length is 5.8-6 inches long whereas the regular is 6-6.1 inches long.
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