Your choice of two sleek, masculine watches with very cool features that you
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Oh no! The
evil Decepticons are
attacking New York City! What do we do?!
Don’t worry, human. I am an Autobot, and will transform in order to
Oh, sweet! Thank goodness. What do you
turn into? A truck? A fighter jet? A Battleship?
Buzz. Wirr. A watch.
Like, a super loaded artillery watch?
human. A Haemmer Navy Diverwatch. Beep.
This Haemmer men’s watch is the most awesome
force mankind has ever seen. It comes with a Stainless
Steel case and bracelet, luminous stick hour markers, superior Swiss
quartz movement, super scratch resistant sapphire crystal, and a magnified date window.
many other features, which I will describe one by one in great detail
Okay, they just destroyed the Chrysler
Building! We don’t have time for this! How is a watch supposed to
defeat the Decepticons!
Well, it also comes with 200m
water resistance, so I figured you could strap me on and we could
swim across the Hudson to safety. You in?
can’t just…yea, okay. This movie wasn’t very good
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