Hannah Montana Watch HHM336
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A cute, energetic homage to everyone’s favorite teen sensation. This deal of the day is $7.99 (60% off of the 19.99 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Well, ladies and gentlemen, the pay-per-view match you’ve been waiting for all night for is almost underway.
That’s right. Tonight is the match between Brock Johannsen, the new ultimate fighter from Cleveland, Ohio, and Mowaki Fa-uwai-hawi, the monstrous islander from…well, I don’t really know. It’s a mystery.
Some say he’s from an undiscovered country where giants roam the land where they keep Saber Tooth Tigers for pets and eat Hobbits for lunch. But it doesn’t matter where he’s from. He’s huge, he’s angry, and he clearly has the advantage over his undersized opponent.
Vegas odds have Mowaki at a huge advantage, so everyone is eagerly waiting for the bloodbath that is sure to come.
Well, this may come as a surprise to you, but tonight I’m actually giving the advantage to Brock tonight.
Really? Why on earth would you do that?
Because he’s wearing a Hannah Montana wristwatch.
He’s…what? How could that possibly give him the edge?
It’s a fun, cute homage to everyone’s favorite teen girl sensation. I was talking to his mother before the fight and she said that Brock’s little sister gave it to him for good luck. And it’s just that kind of crazy logic mixed with luck that gives fighters an edge in this type of contest.
I guess that makes sense in a weird alternate universe sort of way.
Just like LOST. Look, I know it sounds crazy, but his sister loves that watch so much, that kind of love has got to mean something.
Oh, there’s the opening bell! The two fighters approach each other and…wow, it’s over! Brock knocked out the islander giant with one swing of his…left arm…the one with the Hannah Montana watch on it. Wow.
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