A sleek, powerful timepiece from Haurex Italy in your choice of colors. This deal of
the day is $119.99 (88% off the $1,000 retail price). Sale ends at
midnight tonight (EST).
I can't do it, my leg hurts, these guys are too tough, their 80s hair is too big, and the electronic music playing in the background tells me that I'm done for!
Danielson! Listen to
me. Remember what I taught you when you treated my fences, painted my
house, did my dishes, and got my Walkman back from my ex-wife. You must
be strong and never give up.
Yea, you could have
told me she knew karate before I walked right into her roundhouse
Never mind that. You must focus. You have the
power and skills you need to overcome. You have the training, you have
the mental ability, and you have that really cool Haurex watch.
Yea, I’m surprised they didn’t make me take
it off before the competition.
I paid the referee
$20 to keep quiet. It is your secret weapon, Danielson.This is no
ordinary watch. It’s a genuine Haurex diver watch from the Caimano series. It has a stainless steel case, beautiful dial, precise Chronograph movement and a 2-year warranty. And best yet, I got
it at a 88% discount from JomaDeals. So be careful not to break
I’ll be careful. But what if I make a block and
they end up hitting and breaking it?
Then in about
25 years, they’ll dishonor your memory by remaking your entire story
using Jackie Chan and Will Smith’s son, and my last movie will be a
really bad Indie flick about Cub Scouts Pinewood Derby racing, and
you’ll never make another good movie
Now get out
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