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powerful ladies watch that will get really popular
really fast, and then leave suddenly at the height of its popularity.
This deal of the day is $64.99 (86% off the $475 retail price). Sale
at midnight tonight (EST).
”Hey, Jerry, did you see what they’re selling
at JomaDeals today? It’s like, Wha!”
deal with selling watches at a discount online for only 24hrs? I mean,
if you need to buy a watch and you only have 24hrs to get it, how are
you supposed to know you’re out of time if you don’t have a watch to
begin with. Am I right, George?”
“Why do I never get
a discount? People are always getting discounts but, oh no, not me. I
always have to pay full price. They’d take the shirt off my back if
“I dated a guy once who only bought
discounted stuff online, and would only do it
“So, you’re telling me the guy was a Nude
“That’s right. A Nude
wrong with shopping online nude?! I do it all the time! Jerry, where do
you keep your pickles?”
“I could never shop online
nude. Your chair feels all itchy and there’s no place to keep your
wallet when you’re ready to buy.”
“Now hold on,
George. Look at this deal of the day on JomaDeals. It’s a Haurex Italy VIvace, with a rubber strap, a
2-year JomaDeals warranty, and a
discount of 88%. Now that’s a deal I’d be willing to shop naked
what’d I tell ya! A genuine Haurex. That’s an incredible deal. And by
the way, you’re out of pickles.”
“Out of pickles?
But I just bought some yesterday
[laughter. bass guitar
(yes, this was a blatant rip off of Seinfeld.
And yes, it wasn’t even a very good one. And yes, I tried using the
actual characters names as little as possible to avoid potential
lawsuits, but enough to where you wouldn’t get lost. Confused anyway?
Make it a game. Can you guess which character is saying what based on
context alone? If you can, you need to move on to another sitcom.
Seinfeld is over. Let it go).
(And buy this
(And please don’t sue us, Mr. Seinfeld. Just
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