Haurex Italy Blaze Chronograph Mens Watch 3J333UGO
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A very popular watch from Haurex Italy. This deal of the day is $189.99 (89% off the $1675 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Yesterday, we sold a watch to help all the girls know what it feels like to be the popular girl in school. Now it’s the guys’ turn.
Ever wonder what it would have felt like to be the top dog at your high school? The guy that every girl wanted and that every guy wanted to be like and that every teacher wanted to give detention to but couldn’t because they’re not allowed to discipline the first-string football players? The starting quarterback, speech and debate captain, driving a Mercedes to school that your dad bought you so his boy could “get all those high school chicks” (a little creepy, dad, but thanks).
Some people say that popularity is overrated. Those people are dumb, because popularity is awesome. There are so many perks, you don’t even know. Except, I actually don’t know. I was a geek in high school, but I was in denial about it. I was in an all male A Cappella group; I called it my band. I ate lunch with my science teacher. I called it detention. I wore tights, a wig, and makeup in our school’s Shakespeare play and I called it “totally not girly.”
So for those of you like me who want to sample a little popularity, today’s deal of the day should help. The daily deal is this Haurex. Haurex is Italian. Italian is exotic, fancy, and stylish, so when you wear this daily deal, it will make you exotic, fancy, and stylish, too. Which you can accomplish without having to wear a suit and bowtie like that uber-intense weirdo on Gossip Girl (seriously, how is that guy the biggest player in the high school? At my high school, the math club wouldn’t have even let this guy join).
So get the watch today at an 89% discount, and know what it feels like to be top dog of your world. And unlike the Prom King from your high school, you won’t end up living in a trailer park with the girlfriend you knocked up at Prom, have no hair, a bear belly, a job at Uhaul with nothing for support except tales of glory from your days on the high school gridiron (except 3 out of 5 of those things happened to me and I was never popular, so karma, I’m waiting for your phone call). Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.