A Haurex watch so good, it’s almost sinful. This deal of the day
is $49.99 (85% off the $325 retail price). Sale ends
at midnight tonight (EST).
Forgive me, Father, for I have
What is it that troubles you,
Well, Father, I’ve been a devoted wife and
mother for almost 15 years now…and, well…
Go on, my
child. This is a safe place.
I’ve fallen in love with
another. And I feel guilty, but I can’t help it.
is this other man, my child?
Oh, no. It’s not
another man. It’s a watch. A Haurex Italy Monte Carlo, to be
I met it on the
Internet. It was love at first site. We flirted a bit at first, and I
was a bit shy because I’m married, but I couldn’t help it. There was
just this instant connection, and I knew I had to make this watch
Well, falling in love with a watch isn’t
exactly a sin. Maybe a bit covetess, but not…
you don’t understand, Father! I love this watch more than anything. It’s
a beautiful, slim, sparkling design. And
best yet, it’s from Italy...Italy! I’ve tried to end things,
tried to leave it, but I just can’t.
Honestly, I have
a lot of people to see today, and this really isn’t a sin, so…
But that’s not all! I didn’t even pay full price for
it! I got it at a 85% discount! I just love it so much, I can’t stand
it! Please, I feel so guilty, you got to help me,
Fine. Say three Hail Mary’s, drink a gallon
of Holy Water, and tell your husband about the watch. I’m sure he’ll
understand. He probably already knows, anyway.
you, Father! I feel better already. Now I need to talk to you about this
sweater I got on clearance…
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