A gorgeous, porcelain sculpture, accented with 24k gold, perfect for collectors. This deal of the day is $69.99 (81% off the $370 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Okay, kids. The crap is about to hit the fan.
Which one of you broke my Herend porcelain Pair of Loving Ducks figurine?
No, I will NOT stop freaking out. I just bought this thing, you know. I got it from JomaDeals at a 81% discount. This is a rare sculpture and it was perfect since you know how I like to collect things.
Listen, this is a big deal, guys. Herend has been making these things since 1860, so they know what they’re doing. It’s hand made and hand painted so no two items are the same. It had a gorgeous gloss finish with vibrant colors, and of course it depicts two ducks loving each other, just like the way our family loves each other. Sarah, you get your butt back in here or I swear you won’t see the light of day again until you’re 35.
So fess up! Who broke it? None of you? Ha, likely stor…wait, your Mother broke it? With a hammer? Because she found out I lost $100 on a March Madness pool online? Um…okay, all is forgiven, let’s just pretend this never happened. Who wants ice cream?SPECS:
24k gold accents on the bills, tails and feet.
Measures 4" long x 3" across with 2 5/8" tall.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.