Hermes Blue Silk Turtle Handkerchief 857388T
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A chic, Summer into Fall scarf from Hermes. This deal of the day is $69.99 (71% off the $245 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Don’t say charity or anything like that. That’s bologna.
I know what I’d do. I’d build a robot that would say funny catch phrases from my favorite comedies (“Brick, you’re going to want to lay low for awhile, because you’re probably wanted for murder.” Haha! Classic.).
Or I’d build a swimming pool and I’d fill it with magazines, and whenever someone displeased me, I’d drop them into my magazine pool where they’d get a ton of nasty paper cuts.
Maybe I’d build a giant room full of bubble wrap. I don’t even need to explain the reason behind that one.
But maybe you’re different than me and enjoy the finer things in life. So maybe you’d buy a ton of scarves. Like today’s deal of the day, this Hermes designer handkerchief, sold at a 71% deal of the day discount today only. This beautiful fashion accessory is light and feminine, giving you that little bit of “Je ne sais quoi.”
So, yea, if you had a million, you could buy a ton of these. I’m not sure how many. I thought about figuring it out exactly using my desktop calculator, but I lost interest. Besides, you’ll probably only want one. Or two. Five max, right? Anyway, no matter how many of these you get, we promise that this spring and summer, you’ll look awesome. And then maybe some beautiful lady will pay you a million dollars for the pleasure of your company. And then you can buy a ton more handkerchiefs. See, it all works out in the end (stay away from my woman, Bobby Redford).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.