JomaDeals “Best Deals of 2009” series: your choice of three futuristic Ike Milano watches to kick off the first day of a futuristic future. This deal of the day is $39 (83% off the $230 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Happy New Year’s Day! Today is the first day of what we hope will be a glorious year. 2009 was sucky. Let’s leave it in the past. 2010 is in our future and looks great. The weird thing about 2010: it’s officially the futuristic future. You know what I mean? 2010 was always the year that futuristic action thrillers from the 80’s used to be based on, and now the future is the present. Unfortunately, we don’t have flying cars, robot waiters, hover boards, or a cure for male pattern baldness (curse you, science!), but we do have crocs, the snuggie, sham-wow, and today’s deal of the day, the Ike Milano Lifestyle men’s watch. This watch is truly an innovation that would have put people from the 80s in awe. Not only is it available in three different styles, white, black or blue, but it also come with some pretty cool futuristic features, like Glareproof mineral glass with a magnifying cyclops over the date, a see-through Polycarbonate band, and Quartz Miyota 2115 movement (I don’t even know what that is. That’s how futuristic it is). So until science creates a microchip that we can insert into our brains to tell us the time, this super cool watch will have to do. And look at the bright side. At least enough time has passed between now and the 80s that 80s fashion has come back in style (time to break out the purple blazer with the sleeves rolled up and the high water acid-washed denim pants! That look rocks!*)Disclaimer: The views expressed in this listing are exclusively those of the writer and not associated with nor supported by JomaDeals.com and its affiliated corporations. We do not think that look ever rocked and believe it will not rock now or ever.*
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