Invicta Ladies Elements Charm Bracelet
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A charm bracelet so gorgeous, you’d rather see another woman
raise it than to have some King chop it in half. Which is quite noble of
you. This deal of the day is $19.99 (93% off the $295 retail
price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Solomon, have heard the case of both women. And after careful
consideration, I have reached a decision: We’re going to start slicing
You, woman, claim this Invicta Ladies Elements Charm Bracelet is yours, that you got it as a present from your boyfriend a
few weeks ago. And you, other woman, claim it is yours, that you bought
it as a gift to reward yourself for a hard week of work. And you both
claim to have bought it off of the JomaDeals deal of the day at a 93%
Since neither of you have proof that the
other is lying, the only answer is to cut the bracelet in half and let
you both share it. Someone get me a hacksaw.
well aware that cutting this bracelet in half will make it useless to
both of you, but that’s how we do things in my court. We’ve cut all
kinds of things in half here: coins, houses, cars, swimming pools,
family pets, big screen TVs, etc. Crazy, but hey, the law is the law. If
two people fight over something, it gets cut in half. Plain and simple.
What’s that? Oh, you found your bracelet in your
purse? Haha, well, good. Glad we can all have a good laugh about this
and move on. I’m still going to cut it in half though. It’s part of our
internet series “Will it Cut,” we’ve been putting on youtube. We have to
do something to keep things fresh around
Charm bracelet in gold-tone, rose gold-tone or silver stainless steel.
Measures 9" total length.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its
territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery
within the United States. Product ships 5-7 business days after
order, pending verification.