A sleek, masculine luxury watch with 3 different straps that’s way better than
that dragon head coffee mug you made. This deal of the day is $49 (89%
off the $495 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Well, my apprentice, this is a proud day
for you. It’s the day you join our ranks as a fellow ninja in our
It is my humble honor,
You have completed all of the
tests. You’ve climbed to the top of Mount Shakita walking on only your
Twas a blessing to give my pinkies
such calluses, Master.
You killed the mighty dragon
of the Black Mountains and then journeyed to the spirit realm to kill
the spirit of the same dragon again, and then brought him back to life
so you could kill him a third time and then made me a cute little
coffee mug from his skull, which I really
Only the best for my
And finally, you look really good in those
black ninja tights and have made a formidable addition to our Modern
Dance Troupe that meets after training on Tuesdays. I know we all
My ancestors have blessed me to be
light on my feet, Master.
So now is the time to
officially ordain you into the Order of the Ninja. Just bow down
and…wait, what’s that? That on your wrist?
my Invicta Slim Vintage watch. I bought
it from the JomaDeals deal of the day using some of the money I got
from selling more of my dragon head coffee mugs. Pretty cool,
But, you can’t wear that as a
Why not? I mean, look at it. It’s sleek,
tough, masculine, comfortable, and can be worn in both formal and
casual ninja events and gatherings. I wear it to the club all of the
time. It’s also very classy! It comes with 3 different cool leather straps and I appreciate the choice, even though my black ninjasuit DOES go with everything. I mean, come on! Surely as a
ninja I’m allowed some luxury.
I’m afraid not, my
apprentice. Now we’ll have to kill you.
now I’m going to have to go Batman on you all, kill everyone and burn
this place down. Let’s get it over
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