Invicta II Chronograph Stainless Steel Mens Watch - Choice of 2
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the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A sleek, sporty look and all
the goodies: chronograph, superior water resistance, and
more. This deal of the day is $65 (91% off the $695 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
Nine days until Christmas, day nine on our
“12 Days of Christmas” countdown. And on the ninth day of Christmas, my
true love apparently gave me nine ladies dancing. So either my true
love is the coolest girlfriend ever, or she’s a horrible human being.
Let me explain. A gift of nine ladies dancing can only mean one of two
things: it’s either EXACTLY what most guys think it is (you know it’s
true), or it’s EXACTLY what most guys fear it is. So it’s either hot
chicks dancing in a club, or it’s a ballet. Knowing the way my true love
thinks, it’s most definitely the latter, which means I’m going to have
to chug a Red Bull five minutes before I go so my girl doesn’t get mad
at me for dozing during the dance of the sugar plum fairies (you lost me
after the rat war). Once again, ballet tix for a guy is a bad gift. Try
getting him this Invicta watch instead. It’s a luxury watch with the sleek,
silver look that matches the tinsel and aluminum tree of the holidays
(you got an aluminum tree? Communist.) and will look great with that
sweater vest you got him (seriously, did you even LOOK at his Amazon
wish list?). Plus, it comes with all the goodies so he can brag to his
friends: chronograph, flame fusion crystal, superior quartz movement, and amazing water resistance that
would make Flipper bite the head off a kid in a wheelchair. It’s a high
quality watch that is guaranteed to please him (besides the other type
of nine ladies dancing, but we won’t go
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